IF. Crunchy

As the big day draws closer thoughts turn to Christmas dinner.
Turkey with all the trimmings, roast potatoes, stuffing, chipolatas and most importantly veg with a bit of bite.

Mmmm…crunchy carrots!

IF. Entangled

It’s that time again.

Tree…check!
Baubles…check!
Lights……aaarrrghhhhh!

No matter how carefully they’re packed away somehow, in the intervening 353 days they have once again become a virtually unfathomable mess of cable and bulbs?!

It’s become our favourite pre-Christmas game.

IF. Music

True…though sometimes it takes a little bit more.

IF. Blur

These energy saving bulbs just arn’t bright enough!
There’s something wrong with this screen!
This is really poorly printed!
This type’s too small!

It’s no good, I’m running out of excuses.
Years spent hunched over a pad with pen, pencil, paint brush and marker followed by more years staring at a monitor for hours on end have finally taken their toll, time has caught up with me.
I NEED TO WEAR MY GLASSES!!!

IF. Skinny

Skinny jeans, skinny T’s…Huge mistake! It’s all got to go somewhere.

IF. Germs

I’VE GOT PLENTY!!!!


First (and hopefully last) cold of the year has laid me low so stand well back from your screen people, it’s a stinker.

IF. Pattern

Too much?