IF. Music

True…though sometimes it takes a little bit more.

IF. Blur

These energy saving bulbs just arn’t bright enough!
There’s something wrong with this screen!
This is really poorly printed!
This type’s too small!

It’s no good, I’m running out of excuses.
Years spent hunched over a pad with pen, pencil, paint brush and marker followed by more years staring at a monitor for hours on end have finally taken their toll, time has caught up with me.
I NEED TO WEAR MY GLASSES!!!

IF. Skinny

Skinny jeans, skinny T’s…Huge mistake! It’s all got to go somewhere.